Danni;: Archive

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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What do you think are good tricks to teach a dog?

I’ve already taught him: sit lie down stay/wait stop no beg roll over play dead Give me five Give me ten Slip me some skin! Edit: Speak I love you Fetch Box

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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There is no such thing as luck, only opportunity:

Had a missed call off a number i didnt recognise, not even my area code. Got all excited, maybe its that competition i entered to win £30,000!!! ooooo. call the number back & the guy who answers is like yes, is that danni? We did try and contact you about some money! me: :D :D :D the guy then says, your details were passed to us and *wait for it* we think you may have overpaid on a load you...

Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 28th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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hate the news...

provoke a dog to attack. kill it. great police we have in the uk…… So, if five men ive never met, dressed up in riot gear, break into my house screaming and banging, what the fuck would you expect me to do?! That poor dog was protecting his home and his family! fair enough the family probably had good reason to be raided, they dont do it for fun but of course the dog is going to...

Mar 23rd

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Codename:Hoover

Just bought a little something to put a smile on my homegirls face when she comes home from Uni this weekend. I just want to wrap her up in bubblewrap and love her after her nasty weekend! Gotta wait a whole 4/5 days to give her a bloody cuddle mun!

Mar 19th

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

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Y U NO LOVE ME FREEVIEW??

Hating how my freeview box doesnt pick up Watch channel :( I want to watch Grimm!

Mar 18th

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Mar 16th

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Mar 14th

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Mar 14th

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nostalgia

ha, rediscovering my love for old albums. inner loser never leave!

Mar 14th

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Skinny days are good days

Feeling thin today. Good times! :)

Mar 14th

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Argh!!!!

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Mar 13th

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My evening.

So Steve went out tonight drinking with his work friends whereas i went out for a meal for one of my cousin’s 17th birthday. Ate a beautiful icecream, it had like toffee sauce, cream, icecream(obv) & honeycomb pieces with prob about a million calories+fat on top due to the size of the thing! Mmmmm :) Then, i got my little sister over to watch Interview with the vampire for the first...

Mar 10th

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and they say romance is dead

so my cousin’s boyfriend is borrowing her phone while hes out… she tells me to text him to pick up toilet roll while hes out he tells me to tell her to wipe her ass with her hand she tells me to tell him to take his face for a shit. truely romantic the pair of them !

Mar 10th

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Mar 9th

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Laughing at Mickey and Steve

Pissing myself last night, Steve was cooking food and i was watching bad tv waiting for food when out of nowhere Mickey bombs it passed me and around the living room, hides under our glass media unit and back out again and continues to run around crazy because seconds later Steve is running around after Mickey wearing a pair of oven gloves, waving them around and making noises like Dr.Zoyberg from...

Mar 9th

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